Puck's Diary.....

An Interview with Bottom:

Me: Hello, Mr. Nicholas Bottom. Welcome to Puck's Dream Show. 

Bottom: Hello, Mr.Puck.

Me: Well, this show is primarily for stars like you! So tell us, how was your affair with the beautiful Queen Titania?

Bottom: Best day of my life, to give you the fact, Mr.Puck. She is a very nice lady and I do admire her attendants: Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Moth and Mustardseed.

Me: But Her Majesty Titania took so much care of you. Don't you remember her for it?

Bottom: Wait.....since when did YOU know about that, fairy?

Me: News spreads fast, Mr.Bottom. Your answer to my previous question please?

Bottom: It was just probably one of my best dreams. Are you a mind-reader?

An Interview with Titania:

Me: Hello, Her Elegant Majesty Queen Titania. Welcome to Puck's Dream Show.

Queen: Thank you Puck.

Me: So how did you feel about Oberon's way of taking revenge on you for not giving him the changeling boy?

Queen: Oberon never wanted any revenge! Yes, we had a bit of a tiff over that boy, but Oberon reflected and asked me politely. He told me how important I was to him. I was appeased by his sweet words of praise and handed him the changeling boy.

Me: But, the audience and respected fairies around here have heard rumours of an ass headed clown. What of that?

Queen: Ass-headed clown? (scoffs) There was never any creature of that sort! Puck, what stories are these and wherever do you hear them?

(Well of course, you all know that's a lie! *wink wink*)